World's Best Church Signs

What better way to evangelize and entertain the world than the church marquee! Enjoy these funny and inspiring signs. Keep hitting NEXT when you are done to visit even more fun signs!

Church Shopping

"Church shopping? We're open on Sundays."

God's Co-pilot

"If God is your co-pilot, swap seats."

Full Custody

"God wants full custody, not just weekend visits."

Without Jesus

"Without Jesus there would be hell to pay!"

Don't Lose Ground

"When you throw mud as someone, you lose ground."

7 Days Without Prayer

"Seven days without prayer makes one weak."

Prayer Conditioned

"This church is prayer conditioned."

Recalled

"Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker."

Perseverance

"By perseverance the snail reached the ark!"

Can't Sleep?

"Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd."

People Are Like Teabags

"People are like teabags. You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

The Rapture

"The rapture. Separation of church and state!"

Today Is a Gift

"Today is a gift from God. That is why it is called the present."

Thou Shalt Not

"What part of 'Thou Shalt Not' don't you understand?"

You Think It's Hot Here

"You think it's hot here?"

What Could This Sign Say?

"What could this sign say to get you here Sunday?"

ATM Inside

"ATM INSIDE Atonement - Truth - Mercy"

Change Your Destiny

"If your faith don't change you behaviour it won't change your destiny."

Born Again

"If you don't like the way you were born - try being born again."

Christ Died For You

"Christ died for you! What have you done for Him?"

Growing Older

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

Jesus Abused for You

"Jesus: stripped, abused, assaulted, violated... for YOU."

Jesus Knows You

"Jesus knows you and STILL loves you."

Mr. Right

"Looking for 'Mr. Right'? This is his house!"

Church Parking

"Church parking only. 'Sinners will be towed!'"

Guess we'll all be towed! Thankful for the tow truck driver's grace!