Hockey Lock Out
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor.
Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.
You'll also get information on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum he will receive upon retirement.
Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the player (unsigned-for a signed photo, please include an additional $50.00).
Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.