STATIONED at Kunsan Air Base in South Korea, I used the Military Affiliate Radio System to call my wife back home in the States. Since many people serving overseas use this network, especially on the weekends, I had to wait for my call to go through. Minutes later, the PA system in our section announced I had a message from MARS. Heading for the telephone, I overheard a young airman say, “I sure hope it’s not collect!”
–Contributed to “Humor In Uniform” by SSgt. Wes Crain


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–Contributed to “Humor In Uniform” by SSgt. Wes Crain

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