During my time in the Navy, everyone was getting KP or guard duty except me. Not wanting to get in trouble, I asked the ensign why.
“What’s your name?” he asked.
“Michael Zyvoloski.”
“That’s why. I can’t pronounce it, much less spell it.”
— Michael J. Zyvoloski
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