Air Force Approach: Eagle 13, turn right to 330.

Eagle 13: Roger 330.

App: Eagle 13, I’ve been working since last night, Will you do me a favor?

Eagle 13: Affirmative. Go ahead.

App: Down below on your right, you’ll see a base house with yellow roof near the lake. That is my house. I had a fight with my Wife, and I’m worried she might take it out on my Harley. Do you see a Harley Davidson near the house?

Eagle 13: Negative sir. Instead I can see a Ryder’s truck.
By Rod Powers, About.com Guide