Marines are known for storming the beaches, not for romance. I witnessed this firsthand at the base in Twentynine Palms, California. One of the enlisted men complimented the receptionist’s flowered jacket.

“It’s very pretty,” he said shyly.

“Thank you,” she replied coyly.

“Yeah,” he went on. “It looks just like my mother’s sofa.”

–Carla Martin


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