We were asleep in our cots at Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan when exploding enemy rockets woke us up. My platoon and I threw on our fatigues, grabbed our weapons and ran to the bunker for protection. Inside the bunker, one nervous soldier lit up. “Put that cigarette out!” I ordered.
“Yeah, forget the rockets,” said another soldier as more rounds rocked the bunker. “That secondhand smoke’ll kill ya.”
— SSG James Kellert
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