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“Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave.” “Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand…

A Chief and a Capt. were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The Capt. shouted, “Hey, don’t put that stuff on me! My wife will think I’ve been in a whorehouse!” The Chief turned to his…

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you. Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot. Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the…

Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!” “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, SIR!”
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