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The chief and I were on our submarine trying in vain to hook up some fire hoses. The wrenches we had didn’t fit the connections, so he resorted to banging away at the hoses to make things fit. Just then an ensign walked by. “Chief,” he yelled out, “I have a book on tools you…

I served in a parachute regiment. During a nighttime exercise, I was seated next to a young officer. He was looking a bit pale, so I asked, “Scared, lieutenant?” “No,” he replied. “Apprehensive.” “What’s the difference?” “That means I’m scared, but with a university education.” –Thomas Ellsworth Provided Courtesy of Reader’s Digest. Click here for…

A brother of a student of mine showed me a photo their father had sent from Iraq. In it, his dad is sitting atop a tank. On the back of the tank is this bumper sticker: “My son is an honor student at Clear Creek Elementary School.” Provided Courtesy of Reader’s Digest. Click here for…

My father was telling his young nephew about fighting in Vietnam. “Are you a hero?” Jose asked. “Nah,” said Dad. “Did you ever shoot anyone?” “No. All I did was aim at ‘em.” –Margarita Bemis Provided Courtesy of Reader’s Digest. Click here for more “Military Jokes“.
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