I am publishing this from my archives today because I’m taking the day off!
From “Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid: The Movement of Imperfection” by Gina Gallagher and Patricia Konjoian (visit their website by clicking here):

Holiday greetings to you and yours. Now it’s time to hear about ours. Little Dakota was the first child in Gymboree to graduate to Pull Ups. He’s following in the footsteps of his big sis, Felicity, who is the top tapper in her dance class. My pregnancy is progressing beautifully thought I am feeling a little heavy (I now weight a healthy 105 – a size 4 dress!). The ultrasound showed we’re having another girl. We’ve named her Jasmine and she’s already reading in utero! Dakota, Sr. loves his new career in rocket science and between watching the kids grow and saving the whales, he and I are keeping very busy.
For periodic updates on all our lives, including our prized poodle, Muffy, visit our website at www.Perfect JonesFamily.com.