Christian One Liners

Don’t let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and

sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,

but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons

than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn’t create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit’s end,

you’ll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front

of the bus, the middle of the road, and

the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;

if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

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If the church wants a better preacher,

it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge

a man until he is dead. So why should you?

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