BRAIN FOOD

 

I’ve got a genuine replica brain,

It’s a collectible rendition,

I grant it’s not the latest model,

But it’s in good condition.

 

It still processes data pretty well

Though there are some memory lapses

It distinguishes between good and evil,

Even between knaves and apses.

 

There’s minimal start up time (with the help of good coffee)

And on occasion it multi-tasks

But if you want infallible or perfect

You’d best not ask.

 

This brain is not for sale,

Nor is it on permanent loan

But what with our new technology

I understand it can be cloned.

 

If  you’re looking for
help with the Bible,

Or music and  good books,

I’ve got a lot of things stuffed in the cortex

That deserves a second look.

 

If you find someone to clone it,

I ask you make it known,

I would like a backup copy

Of my very own.

 

I’ve got a genuine replica brain,

Though the synapses are misfiring

This accounts for the forgetfulness,

Just blame it on the wiring. 

 

I was thinking of advertising this on eBay

But I remembered I had a blog,

If you would like a data dump download

Then reply to this data log.

 

BW3