“Everything
in my parents house is broken. We play chess, and there are six pieces
missing. So, we replace them with pieces from my mom’s nativity scene.
We’re playing chess with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men, and my
Uncle Earl cheats. It’s like: ‘Uncle Earl, that’s a pawn. You’re not
supposed to move him backwards.’ ‘That’s the son of God, boy! You move
him wherever the heck he wants to go.’ ” – Greg Warren