Here’s the advertising copy you’ll find inside a carton of “Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs.”

“Our girls spend an absurd amount of time singing and chatting. Each day begins with a stretch, a wing flap (and for some an attempted flight). The remainder of the day consists of gab, chat, gossip, singing, and blather…The amount of chicken chat in our barns is downright ridiculous. We have no idea what they are trying to tell one another, and we are even less certain they are actually listening to each other, but we do know that they are thoroughly enjoying themselves.”