Tomorrow, we’ll discuss Spiritual Materialism. Today, we’ll attend to three new products in the most recent Isabella catalog.

Labels for your water bottles: Put love in every sip by placing a sticker with the word LOVE on your water container! (Dr. Masaru Emoto alleges that this can actually make water crystals healthier.)

Upscale Mala: If your five-dollar sandalwood bracelet has lost its pizazz, now you can chant your mantras on pearls.

Aromatherapy Bandana for Your Hyper Dog: Squeeze the pouch for a rush of pup-soothing lavender.

I actually love the joyful spiritual marketplace. What a hoot. Do you find any of this offensive?