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One may do something advantageous for a person in his absence. –Babylonian Talmud, Ketubot 11a As cited in “Jewish Wisdom” by Rabbi Joseph Telushkin.

28. There’s a lesson in “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer”: He turned a sore, red nose into a real asset. I wonder if Santa has any use for droopy boobs (courtesy of breastfeeding) and a flabby behind? Plus: Have you joined the Beyond Blue discussion group yet?

Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor’s reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor’s office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard. Pat goes into the doctor’s office and says to the doctor: “I just saw a nun leaving…

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. –Justice Arthur Goldberg
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