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Q: How do babies get their belly buttons? A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…”

A minister’s young son sat on the floor of his father’s office watching him write a sermon. “How do you know what to say?” the boy asked. “Why, God tells me.” his father replied. “Well, then why do you keep crossing things out?”

It is never too late to be what you might have been. –George Eliot

No woman in your land shall miscarry or be barren. I will let you enjoy the full count of your days. I will send forth My terror before you, and I will throw into panic all the people among whom you come, and I will make all your enemies turn tail before you. I will…
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