Baffled and bandied about by elections?  Try my “Election Selection Buffet!”  Here’s a menu for you:

Republican Stew
Democratic Roast
Candidate Candied Dates
Puffed Pundits
Stuffed Budgets
Liberal Sauce
Conservative Preservatives
Strong Sobering Coffee
TEA and sympathy

Americans, BE SURE TO VOTE TODAY!
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