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From Disciples to Fisher People: Weird Sayings Continued…
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“As Jesus was walking beside the Sea of Galilee, he saw two brothers, Simon called Peter and his brother Andrew. They were casting a net into the lake, for they were fishermen. ‘Come, follow me,’ Jesus said, ‘and I will make you fishers of men.'” At once they left their nets and followed him.” Matthew…
The One, Unforgivable Thing: Weird Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“If anyone speaks a word against the son of man, it will be forgiven. But if anyone speaks a word against the Holy Spirit, it won’t be forgiven, either in the present age or in the age to come” (Matthew 12:32). Every once in a while when my son expresses his dissatisfaction with the Dover…
“I Want Jesus!”
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“I want Jesus!,” my two-and-a-half-year-old daughter exclaimed the other day, as she grasped for the ceramic baby Jesus in the nativity scene on our kitchen table. These days when advertisers prostitute themselves for our dollars and every manner of holiday festivity competes for our time, my daughter’s un-self-conscious exclamation reminds me of what I really…
Backhanded Compliments: Weird Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“I’m telling you the truth: John the Baptist is the greatest mother’s son there ever was. But even the least significant person in heaven’s kingdom is greater than he is.” Matthew 11:11 (translation is N.T. Wright, Matthew for Everyone) It can almost sound like Jesus is paying his buddy from birth a backhanded compliment here. Sure, John…
Kingdom of Heaven Acrobatics: Weird Jesus Sayings Continued…
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“Don’t suppose that I came to destroy the law and the prophets. I didn’t come to destroy them; I came to fulfill them! I’m telling you the truth: until heaven and earth disappear, not one stroke, not one dot, is going to disappear from the law, until it’s all come true. So anyone who relaxes…
Stylito Heels: Weird Jesus Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13,14 It is both funny and endearing, comical and touching to reflect…
Is Jesus Big?: Weird Jesus Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“…unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 18:3,4 “…anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.” Mark 10:15, Luke 18:17 Bedtime these…
“The Little Ones”: Weird Jesus Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to trip up…it would be better for them to have a huge millstone hung around their neck and be drowned out in the deep sea.” Matthew 18:6 Jesus could just as well be speaking here about former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky…
Skeleton at the Beauty Parlor: Weird Jesus Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.” Matthew 5:48 Every Halloween my neighborhood with its white picket fences and wrap-around porches magically transforms into an ethereal, other-worldly realm of flying ghosts, cackling witches and lit-up pumpkins. This year was no different. With one exception. This time one lawn boasted something I had never…
Politically Incorrect Jesus: Weird Sayings Continued
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Kristina Robb-Dover
“You always have the poor with you, don’t you? But you won’t always have me.” Matthew 26:11 It’s a good thing Jesus isn’t running for office, because if he were, he’d probably lose. Can you imagine a political leader saying something to the effect of, “The poor are just part of the furniture, but I…
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