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The atheist idiot ideology is at it again. Apparently taking umbrage with a 19-year tradition of putting a nativity scene and Christmas tree on the lawn of the Washington state capitol they responded with a placard denouncing Christianity as a fairytale and also state that many of the Christmas traditions like choosing Dec 25 and…

As of this writing the GoFish song Christmas with a Capital C is one of the most requested songs on Christian radio. This song sampled my Christmas rant from “Put a Helmet On!” and has well over 14 MILLION hits on YouTube. The song and my routine is simply a response to the politically correct…

I got an e-card today from someone who I barely know that said how much I mean to them (and everyone else they sent this to in a mass e-card “I care about you blowout”) You know around the Christmas season, nothing warms my heart and says, “I’m lazy and insincere” like an e-card. Before…

At the risk of sounding like a heretic, when I talk to people in church I like to use words that one might actually use in conversation on a regular basis outside of church with actual humans.   Is it too much to ask when I enter a church building I won’t be bombarded by…

Every good show on T.V. warns the viewers that the amazing, unpredictable, exciting and dangerous thing they are about to do should never be attempted by the rest of us. These are trained professionals. There is though one major flaw in their reasoning. The reason why these guys got good at what they’ re demo-ing,…

Last night was Halloween. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday it’s a beautiful time of year where small children are encouraged to pretend to be someone else and come to the homes of strangers and ask for candy. Ironically the other 364 days of the year we spend telling children NOT to take…

Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day. Americans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine. I don’t know when whistling stopped or why. Was it custom that died out because others grew annoyed at the…

How come every time we hear about someone getting cancer it’s usually framed under the  “courageous battle they’re fighting” banner? How are you being courageous simply by being diagnosed with a disease? The fact that you are searching for a cure and trying to remain positive while under dire circumstances isn’t called courageous, it’s called…

After many years as a “Christian comedian” I have often been asked if I thought God had a sense of humor? Well here are a couple examples where I would vote for the affirmative. In all my many years on earth I can’t begin to count the times I have bitten my tongue. Everyone has…

I signed a few autographs at a show the other day and it occurred to me what a bizarre ritual this is. Fellow humans want you to sign your name and give it to them as a remembrance of our encounter. I have never asked fans for their autograph in return but they want mine…

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