leslie nielsen.jpg“Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It’s just I won’t ever see you again.”


Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious. 
Rumack: I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Jane, since I’ve met you, I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before… birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!


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