You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. – Jay Leno
I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
– Johnny Carson
– Johnny Carson
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave. – Dylan Brody