Overheard in play room
Zoe:
I’m having a baby, I’m having a baby!
Ella:
Quick, get some scissors!
Me:
You know, a mommy doesn’t usually need to get cut open to have a baby. The baby comes out the vagina.
Ella:
But how does it fit?
Me:
It stretches, and stretches, and stretches, until the baby can get out.
Zoe:
Like Elastigirl?