Flower Power is back! And rather than focusing its attention on peace signs and Mother Nature, it’s turned its floral attention toward Jesus! EVERYBODY SING! “Turn your flower upon Jesus… “

I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always wanted a plastic flower that PRAISED Jesus! I mean, how helpful would this be? Now, whenever you don’t feel like singing your own praises to God–NO WORRIES!–the PRAISE FLOWER will do it for you.

But wait. THERE’S MORE!

It’s SOLAR POWERED!

Well, actually, it’s SOLOR powered… [See picture!]

Have you heard of SOLOR energy? Crazy, huh?

Not SOULAR-powered like one might expect

OR

SOLAR powered like we’re all familiar with…

But it’s SOLOR powered. Perhaps this is the type of energy that is received from the s.O.n and not the s.U.n.

And OMG, a flower that praises the SON while being powered by the SON would be totally awesome!

I so hope their developing a SOLOR POWERED PRAISE ROCK–because that would be TOTALLY awesome! I can just imagine the convenience: any time I’m not in the mood to praise Jesus, I could let my little SOLOR-powered rock cry out for me!

Thank you, Christian Bookstore, for once again providing my faith with needless crap.