Well, as soon as she heard the news about the death of Ronnie James Dio, it appears that Sister Sunshine pulled out her iPhone so she could tell all of her online peeps about the good news. What is Sister Sunshine’s good news? That Ronnie James Dio FINALLY arrived in

(Wait for it.)

HELL!

Then again, I’ve heard for years that Black Sabbath music is the soundtrack of Hell, so perhaps he’s now able to collect the royalties.

Thank you, Sister Sunshine, for shining your perspective on this timely topic.

I met Sister Sunshine at Christian Nightmares.