Aw, Lutherans are so darn cute when they try to be relevant.

My favorite lyric…

“Peyton’s got that comeback zing, but Jesus is the comeback King! Third and long, he rose again! So let his people shout and sing!”

TOUCHDOWN!

Fill in the blank with your favorite leisurely activity… Jesus is better than (what?)

I’m gonna write a song called Jesus is better than Lady Gaga! (Because between you and me, I don’t think she would agree.)

🙂

**No Lutherans were hurt in the writing of this post

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