Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain…

I don’t know about you, but I love that old Gospel song. I call it my Amazing American Grace.

As a Christ-centered Patriot redeemed by the red, white, and blue blood of the Lamb, the only holiday non-Christmas that I love more than the Fourth of July is Thanksgiving! (<-You know, the day that we commemorate The New Israelites landing several hundred miles North of the New Promise Land! And what a day of rejoicing that should be.)

I love America’s birthday! There’s nothing quite like celebrating the sacrament of eating fried chicken and drinking cold Coca-Cola in remembrance of my country tis of thee. And this year, I’m so excited because AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY BASH and NASHVILLE’S CORNERSTONE CHURCH are joining armed forces to present an experience that you will NEVER FORGET: “No More Bull”

Now, you’re probably wondering…

What is “No More Bull”?!

Well, it’s sort of like the best part of MEMORIAL DAY and the best part of GOOD FRIDAY combined with just the right amount of Branson, Missouri! It’s like “America Dying on the Cross for Our Sins” the musical (with bull-fighting and in-door pyrotechnics**!)

**The largest in-door pyrotechnics demonstration in the state of Tennessee!

Here, watch this video for more information! Because I bet you think I’m kidding, right? I’m not!

In addition to food, indoor bull-riding, and an indoor fireworks display, convict-turned-pastor Maury Davis will be preaching his sermon called “No More Bull!”

Get it? Get it? No more bull? It’s ironic because bulls will actually be worshiping with us in the sanctuary.

So, come celebrate America washing away your sins WITH US!

4th of July Rodeo Commercial from Cornerstone Church on Vimeo.

Independence Day Services – No More Bull

And just in case you’re not convinced, here’s another video that might just get you to ask Uncle Sam into your heart…

**DISCLAIMER**MATTHEW PAUL TURNER will not be attending Cornerstone Church’s ‘No More Bull’ American Church Service. He only pretended to be attending for the purpose of this post.