“JESUS” etched into one’s forearm.

Ouch.

Out of my momma’s womb and then circumcised!

Just. Like. Jesus.

Way too easy.

Died on the cross for my sin’s what? MY SIN’S WHAT?

I need to know.

Righteous.

Possessive much?

Seriously, sport’s nut’s what?

Even a homo put something belonging to him on the list.

(This sign is both horrible and hilarious.)

WE FOUND HIM! WE FOUND HIM!

Quick, ask him if he minds living right above your left nipple.

Hahaha! This is HIGHlarious. Why? Cuz there’s only one Satan. Even Muslims know that.

A piece of toast has been found in a picture of Jesus.

“Joyful joyful we adore me…” -the Jesus statue making the girls laugh