“By these stripes you are healed.” -Jesus

“If it be your will, Father, take this cup from me.” -Jesus

This faith is your faith. This faith is my faith.

“I know you guys are busy, but you might want to take a moment and soak up some of my glory. These crazy Islamic extremists will always be with you, but I’ll only be here long enough to get a decent picture.” -Jesus

“So yeah, George, I’m gettin’ a tattoo of America’s flag on my shoulder. But get this, instead of a hanging from a flag pole, the flag is going to be hangin’ from a cross… come on, man, it’s symbolic.” -Man with tattoo

The only “star” you’ll ever need!

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