Oh dear. This is a horrible song.

A Southern Gospel group called The Mystery Men have released the self-proclaimed “Most Controversial Song Today.” Why? Because it’s about their farm and how none of the male roosters pal around arm in arm with other male roosters. (Of course, we know why: cocks roosters have wings, not arms.) But the Mystery Men use it as a way to prove that being gay is evil. Well, if their theory is true, then they would also know this: Roosters don’t hang out with other roosters because most farms only have one rooster. Why? For 1), they’re loud and obnoxious and 2) one rooster will sleep around with about 50 hens… You rarely need two roosters.

SIDE NOTE: Do the Mystery Men realize they’re a southern gospel group? I’m only asking because I know of several very famous southern gospel roosters who flap wings with other southern gospel roosters.

The four roosters singing…