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Yuck. This would make the Proverbs 31 woman turn over in her well-organized and tidy grave. It’s like the Christian Vagina Monologues… Sorry. (Send all hate mail here.) Found at Christian Nightmares.

Jesus: Giddy up, Horse! Horse: Jesus, I can’t giddy up without knowing where we’re going first. Besides, “giddy up” doesn’t make sense for flying horses. Jesus: Should I say something like “On Dasher” instead? Horse: No. You shouldn’t. I hate reindeer. As far as I’m concerned, they robbed flying horses of any chance at being…

So… if you were lucky enough to win a copy of Audrey’s record, you should have received an email from me! So. If you haven’t received an email, that means you didn’t win. I’m sorry. But you can go buy it here!

A new pop art exhibit by famed new media artist David LaChapell is called “American Jesus,” but it features a lot of Michael Jackson. According to LaChapell, “[Jackson] was a modern-day martyr, a messenger — and he was innocent!” Yeah, I’m pretty sure he just compared Michael Jackson to Jesus. If so, that’s weird. Check…
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