SOURCE: Paula and Benny?! Seriously. This has to be a rumor, right? It has to be. Why? Well…

• Paula isn’t blind. And if she was, Benny would heal her and then wish he hadn’t.
• Because being slain in the spirit by Benny is one thing, but being slain in the Benny by Benny is quite another.
• Oh, and because it’s against one of the 10 Commandments, although, so is Thou Shalt Not Steal, and well, Benny… never mind.
• Because the word “torrid” is used. Benny and “torrid” go together like Benny and Paula…
• Paula believes in God’s providence, his overflowing blessings of prosperity…
• Because they’re both Christian televangelists? Is that a decent reason?
• Because they’re holding hands. Holding hands! In public. Please. They’re Christians; They don’t sin in public.
• Paula doesn’t have an Adam’s apple.
• Because Paula is quoted as saying…  “We were never alone [in Italy… at the Vatican] and were in the constant company of staff and other associates.” Of course she wasn’t alone with Benny. That’s scary.
• Because… well… Paula isn’t blind, right? And she’s seen Benny’s YouTube videos, right?

Eh, it’s none of my business anyway. But seriously, if this were true (and it CAN’T be, right?) would the Christian community really be rocked?

And is what Benny and Paula do really Christian? Maybe in Vegas. But in the real world?

Thoughts?!