Yoga comes from demons? That’s what Mark Driscoll says. And between you and me, I bet he’d actually know.

Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots? Totally. Yoga is demonic. If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you’re signing up for a little demon class. (SOURCE)

But I’m curious: Does this mean that demons actually do yoga?!

We know that Mark likes to exercise. Remember?! He likes to get into a cage and beat up on his boys and other people’s boys.

According to the Seattle Times, the whole “yoga” conversation was started because…

Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky., warned Christians that yoga is contradictory to Christianity.

So does this mean curry is demonic? Because Hindus love curry. And how about Slumdog Millionaire? It starred Hindus. And did demons start India? Because LOTS of Hindus live in India…

And I wonder if the AT&T customer service person I talked to on Thursday was a demon?! He sounded Hindu.

I’ll say it again: Mark, you’re a fundamentalist.

The more I hear from the so-called “New Calvinists,” the more they sound exactly like the pastors and teachers I grew up with (just minus the Calvinism).

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