My favorite part… “I got to thinking about this and it’s the only time in the King James Bible that you will ever find the word addict, addicted, or addiction…”

Of course, he says the word addict like “a dick…” which is sort of fitting…

And of course, since it’s the King James Bible, that means that one instance where the word “addict” is used is the only time that God has ever “thought” the word…

Found at Stuff Fundies Like.