For the low price of $150 plus shipping you can purchase your very own piece of medium-sized brimstone from Sodom & Gomorrah ! That’s right; you can purchase remnants of God’s anger and judgment for a friend!
Your mean-spirited mother?
Maybe that girlfriend who groped you in the movie theater!
Or do you know a liberal pastor who wears dresses and only talks about God’s love and peace and is always quoting verses from Jesus like “he who is without sin, cast the first stone”?
Well, now you can show that pastor the stones that God likes to throw!
Buy brimstone!
According to the folks at Ark Discovery…
Brimstone samples from our search of the cities of the plain can be yours. Comes in an attractive 12″ x 8″ display case with glass top. A great conversation starter at your church, home, or office. These are available for a limited time. $150 for a medium size sample of brimstone, at least 1/2 inch in diameter. No returns, all sales final.
(Because it’s really just a stone you can buy in 50-pound bags at Home Depot.)