I must say, I’m surprised by the name. Neil? Really? At first glance, I was thinking Pam or Babs or something ambiguous like Rudy. But definitely not Neil.

Now, just to be clear: I do not hate the man in the above picture. I do not think he’s an idiot. I do not believe that I am in any way, shape, or form better than Neil. I’m quite sure that Neil has a good heart and the best of intentions. And I have no doubt that at least one person’s soul discovered Jesus by listening to Neil’s record. And yes, if that’s all that ever came from all of the hard work that Neil put into making this record, then it was well worth all of the hardship he endured to record his music.

But…

I still think he looks like a Pam.

DISCLAIMER: Please don’t hate me if your name is Pam. I have many friends named Pam. And most of them look NOTHING like Neil. And I’m sure you’re an amazing Pam with lots of talent and in no way inferior to all of the people not named Pam. I love Pams.

**The person who sent this to me was a big fat jerk yesterday; however, today I think he’s pretty awesome! (You should follow him.)