Whoa. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit look NOTHING like I expected.

Equally yoked together, this trio looks completely badass. Don’t they?

Even Jesus appears way more “Use the Force, Luke” than I imagined him looking.

But God and Holy Ghost!? Nothing.

God is ripped. That six pack is serious. And he’s bald?

And I believe naked. Which makes sense if you consider The Garden of Eden story and how God planned for all of us to be naked all of the time. I wonder if God has a belly button.

But yeah, God looks mean, too. I would definitely never mess with this God. Would you? And I’m pretty sure this God would NEVER tweet anything. He looks like he’d work on cars. Fast cars.

And check out The Counselor’s fire frame! I’d speak in tongues, too, if that rushed into my room. And God’s Spirit looks just like God except without eyeballs.

I would have loved coloring this Trinity when I was a kid.

(The tadpoles and Saturn in the background is a nice touch, don’t you think?)

I found this coloring picture at this online Christian store.

Elle sent me the link.