What the crap is Pat talking about?

Poor Pat. Why doesn’t he just retire? Or why doesn’t somebody retire him? I don’t think he should be shot like a lame stallion. But he should leave broadcasting for good and perhaps move to one of those Florida cities designed for old people who don’t know what they’re talking about yet still have driver’s licenses.

I mean, he’s had a fantastic run at being Christianity’s hate-mongering homophobic liberal-bashing end-of-the-world preachin’ crazy guy; he should pass the torch onto somebody more lucid who has a conscience.