Jesus Needs New PR

Yesterday on Facebook, Anne Rice updated her status…. “For those who care, and I understand if you don’t: Today I quit being a Christian. I’m out. I remain committed to Christ as always but not to being “Christian” or to being part of Christianity. It’s simply impossible for me to “belong” to this quarrelsome, hostile,…

In other words… is it bragging or poking fun?

…and closeted. But qualified. Found at Matthew Smith’s blog.

Surprise. Surprise. But seriously, I thought Tim Lahaye was dead. Who knew? Found at The Huffington Post.

SOURCE: A priest in eastern Europe has been accused of drowning a baby boy as he baptised him. Police are investigating Father Valentin for accidential homicide after witnesses at the ceremony said the priest did not cover the baby’s mouth during the ritual, The Sun newspaper reports. Father Valentin had denied being responsible for the…

I like the original much better. The band is called Carpark North. And “The Smitty” that I rebuked yesterday sounds MUCH less out of place in this original. Listen. See what YOU think. Thank you I Think I Believe for setting me straight.

Who comes up with this stuff? Found at Patrol Magazine.

Wow, Otis from the Andy Griffith Show is running for governor in Tennessee.

This is awesome. A little dated (3 months…) but still, awesome. Thank you Mark. Love you. Meet me in a cage next week? Just make sure you leave your balls at home, man. But you can bring your bat. Cool? Thoughts? *** Found at Burnside Writers Collective! Which is a fantastic blog that you should…

Now THAT makes me want to confess my sins. High on Jesus. (Pot found inside framed Jesus art.) I’m hoping this is satire. But I couldn’t verify. Again, high on Jesus. Science project? Jesus loves me this I know. For the Bible tells me so… “But can you prevent forest fires in Hell? My father…

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