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‘Lord Spice’ commercial (thank you @timschraeder & @rfbryant)
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Matthew Paul Turner
Wow. Wow. Wow. The tickets-turning-into-salt-and-light is AWESOME. Why? Can I just ask that… Why? But thankfully, this commercial was made BEFORE Old Spice did its huge online campaign last week. That makes this a little better. Just a little… Nah, it stinks. Tim tweeted this. Faye RTd this to me. And that’s how I found…
A church where even Jesus gets buzzed
By
Matthew Paul Turner
I’ll have what Jesus is having.
Is this really what happens at Christian women’s conferences?
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Yuck. This would make the Proverbs 31 woman turn over in her well-organized and tidy grave. It’s like the Christian Vagina Monologues… Sorry. (Send all hate mail here.) Found at Christian Nightmares.
A conversation between Jesus & his horse as they travel to Armageddon…
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Matthew Paul Turner
Jesus: Giddy up, Horse! Horse: Jesus, I can’t giddy up without knowing where we’re going first. Besides, “giddy up” doesn’t make sense for flying horses. Jesus: Should I say something like “On Dasher” instead? Horse: No. You shouldn’t. I hate reindeer. As far as I’m concerned, they robbed flying horses of any chance at being…
Winners of @AudreyAssad record
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Matthew Paul Turner
So… if you were lucky enough to win a copy of Audrey’s record, you should have received an email from me! So. If you haven’t received an email, that means you didn’t win. I’m sorry. But you can go buy it here!
ART EXHIBIT: Jesus, the Devil, and Michael Jackson
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Matthew Paul Turner
A new pop art exhibit by famed new media artist David LaChapell is called “American Jesus,” but it features a lot of Michael Jackson. According to LaChapell, “[Jackson] was a modern-day martyr, a messenger — and he was innocent!” Yeah, I’m pretty sure he just compared Michael Jackson to Jesus. If so, that’s weird. Check…
Tweet of the day comes from @AlmightyGod!
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Matthew Paul Turner
Found at Joe. My. God.
People who speak in tongues speaking in tongues
By
Matthew Paul Turner
My friends over at Christian Nightmares found this video. It’s a four-minute clip of Koreans speaking in tongues in Korean. I realize that makes no sense, or maybe it does make sense and it just sounds weird to me. Maybe it’s just me, but hearing people who speak another language other than English “speaking in…
Church offers prizes for winning souls for Jesus
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Found at Stuff Fundies Like.
This is proof that God hated me in 1992…
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Wow. I hate Facebook. That cute little girl at the bottom of this picture (she’s like 20 now) posted this photo on her Facebook page.I hate her. (Kidding.) What in the world was I thinking? Yes. I know. I looked like a lesbian. Somebody told me I looked like Katie Couric. I’ve also been told…
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