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Another crazy slice of America’s ‘Jesus’
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Matthew Paul Turner
Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess. I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick… “Whatchu talkin’ bout Jesus?” Does the Pope have a good side? Or maybe not a good side…
GOD, the ‘He-man’ action figure!
By
Matthew Paul Turner
This is painful. Found.
The blog is open, but it’s not pretty…
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Thank you for your patience. You’re so virtuous.
DAY 62: Jon Stewart responds to Louisiana’s ‘oil spill’ prayer day
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Matthew Paul Turner
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Day 62 – The Strife Aquatic www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Watch the first two minutes and forty seconds of this. (You can watch it all, but this post only refers to the first 3-ish minutes.) The first part…
GIVEAWAY! Win vinyl and digital copies of @CrowderBand’s NEW ‘Summer Happiness’ (Enter & RT!)
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Matthew Paul Turner
Need a little summer happiness? Why not try some brand new acoustic mixes from David Crowder Band? Because everybody loves David Crowder Band! (Well, Bill Maher doesn’t like DCB, but that’s no big surprise; Bill hates Jesus.) (And BONO.) Anyway, David Crowder Band is releasing today an “iTunes only” 4-song acoustic album called Summer Happiness,…
Holy Spirit gets help from Christian biker to turn over tables in church
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Poor guy. Glad he didn’t get hurt! Sent to me by @Justinmcroberts
Customer: What’s this? Clerk: A Bible.
By
Matthew Paul Turner
The following conversation was sent in to Not Always Right, a blog about customers not always being right. I thought it was interesting. Do you think it’s a true story? (A young woman, about 20 years old, comes up to the counter holding a copy of The Bible.) Me: “Hi, did you find everything you…
What would YOUR Psalm 23 say?
By
Matthew Paul Turner
The Lord is… my mechanic my plastic surgeon my yoga instructor my president my lover I shall not want? He maketh me to lie down… in a house with three screaming kids on a stage in front of thousands on a dirt floor in Peru in front of a desk full of paperwork in a…
I’m a dad (some words about being a father)
By
Matthew Paul Turner
I’m a Dad. I’m the high-fiver. I’m the terrible dancer. I’m the funny singer.
Reason #70,357 why Christianity is weird
By
Matthew Paul Turner
“Hi, my name is Nighttime. And I can see you…” So frightening. My friend Jason Boyett wrote recently about his “Guardian Angel” fears. Do you believe in guardian angels? Do you believe each of us has one assigned to us? Have any of you ever met an angel? Or think you have? Found at Christian…
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