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I’m posting this video without any context, and I suspect nobody will complain because it doesn’t feature Mark Driscoll. Christian Nightmares. WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRWARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thank you, Zack… The quote is here… Some of you, God hates you. Some of you, God is sick of you. God is frustrated with you. God is wearied by you. God has suffered long enough with you. He doesn’t think you’re cute. He doesn’t think it’s funny. He doesn’t think your excuse is “meritous”…

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRDoves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THANK YOU CHRISTIAN NIGHTMARES… Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRDo you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wow. Thank you, Juanjo, for sending this to me… DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRDID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Found at Christian Nightmares. This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRThis is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Not kidding. Click here for more info. Thank you Dangerous Minds for finding this… Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRMark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just in time for Halloween October… TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRTASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I tried to ignore this because it’s W*stB*r*… which in my opinion, isn’t a church or “Christian”. They are basically one family that has managed to wiggle their way into America’s popular culture using hate, God, and the funerals of good Americans (famous and otherwise)… And I guess I’m tired of giving the Ph*lps family,…

SOURCE. Thank you Karen. WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRWOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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