Here’s the next addition to my unusual bumper stickers series. This one is sure to bug my friends in California, who tend to think that Texas has too big an ego. (It’s ironic, really, because many of my anti-Texas friends in California are really rather prideful about their great state.) Anyway, I have freely admitted that sometimes Texans can be a bit too robust in their Texas pride. This bumper sticker is a fine example . . . .

Now, before I get all sorts of nasty comments about Texas from my California readers, I should remind them of something. When I moved to Irvine, California, the city’s motto was “Another Day in Paradise.” Strange, that’s not too far from “On Earth as it is in Texas.” Maybe I just have a way of moving to places that have an overblown sense of pride.