A couple of days ago I made my first visit to Epcot, one of the four theme parks in Disney World, Florida. I was impressed by the overall experience. As always, Disney’s attention to detail is extraordinary. But I’ve never seen a sign quite like one I spied in a men’s restroom. Check out these hand washing tips, provided by Brawny (the paper towel people).

Now that’s helpful, don’t you think? After all, thousands of men each year must stand at the sink in the men’s room without any idea of what to do next. Then, after they use soap and water, with dripping hands, they look for one of those ecologically-sound, electricity-burning, noise-polluting, hand-drying machines. But none are to be found! What to do??? Not to worry, though. Brawny has the solution: “Dry hands thoroughly using paper towels.” Ah, if only all of life were always this simple!
P.S. In case you’re interested, there similar instructions were not supplied by the toilet paper vendor.