What’s up? Mercury gets three exact aspects from outer planets this week: a trine from Saturn, a square from Pluto, and a conjunction from Uranus.
TONIGHT’S TV ON THE MATTHEW CHANNEL
THE BRADY BUNCH: Marcia plants a bogus story in her diary to bait Cindy after she gets fed up with Cindy’s snooping. The bait is a story about Marcia contacting a talent scout after submitting a picture of Cindy and the talent scout wants Cindy to become the next Shirley Temple. Meanwhile, Cousin Oliver must fight his way through a cafeteria full of ninjas while armed only with pencil crayons.
HELL’S KITCHEN: Gordon Ramsay puts the remaining chefs through a challenge that requires teamwork, creativity and communication when the two teams prepare three entrées using different proteins. While the winners enjoy a day at the Santa Anita horse racetrack, the losers are abducted by an ancient cult who uses the chef’s blood for an arcane ritual.
LAW & ORDER: The investigation into the murder of a model with a passion for cocaine and partying focuses on the men in her life — a nightclub owner, a basketball player, a photographer, and a limousine driver. Briscoe uses his super-hearing to find The Punisher in a flaming cargo ship filled with heroin.
MODERN FAMILY: Manny and Luke babysit Lily so the adults in the family can have some fun, which includes Phil and Mitchell seeing a movie, Claire and Gloria going to a spa, and Jay spends time in a sports bar to watch a big fight, but Claire suspects the boys are going to throw a party. Wilson Fisk decapitates Cameron by repeatedly slamming Cameron’s neck in a car door.