The Sign: Scorpio, the Scorpion
The Hero: Walter White, Breaking Bad
Known For: Creating “Heisenberg Blue,” the purest and most popular crystal meth in the American Southwest (and eventually Europe), as a creative way to finance his medical treatment for lung cancer and/or to care for his wife, son, and unborn child when he’s dead. He got good at it… too much so for his own good, ultimately.
Favorite things: Providing for his family, creating a popular and high-quality product, replacing hard-to-source pseudepehedrine by reductive amination using phenylacetone and methylamine.
Quote: “Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!”
Compatible with: Cancer and Pisces
Fatal Flaw? Hey, wait a minute… you’re calling this guy a hero? Yes I am. Sure, Batman would have been the obvious choice for “Scorpio Hero,” but I refuse to be obvious. Scorpio isn’t obvious until it’s too late and it has sneaked up behind you to club you over the head. Besides: Walter White is even better at rationalizing his actions than he is at chemistry, and go ahead… you tell him he’s the bad guy. I dare you.
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