The Sun, Mercury, and Jupiter are all now in Sagittarius. Since Sagittarius has the general reputation for being cheerful and optimistic, why not try being a Sagittarius yourself for the day? Here are twelve easy ways to enjoy the Sagittarius experience of bouncing off of other people’s lives, regardless of what Sign you were actually born under!
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Find an Aries with a strongly-held personal opinion, like “Picard was a much better Captain than Kirk” or something like that. Let the Aries explain his or her position, then smirk and nod and say “yeah right.” Walk away without further explanation.
Locate a Taurus who is in the middle of enjoying a meal. Mention an obscure food fact, like the fact that a typical 50 pound bag of rice contains about a quarter pound of insect parts. When the Taurus gets mad at you for this, defend yourself with “but it’s true!”
Start a conversation with a Gemini on a subject of mutual interest. Keep the conversation going until everyone else in the room vanishes.
Talk to a Cancer who is concerned about his or her weight or physical appearance. Attempt to comfort the Cancer by telling him or her that looks don’t matter, because he or she is so intelligent. When the Cancer starts crying, throw your hands up in the air and shout “now what?”
Go drinking with a Leo. After four drinks each, go play mini golf, or go jump in the ball pit at a children’s play center. Bonus points if you do it pants-free.
Drop your best pick-up line on an attractive Virgo. Once you have the Virgo’s attention, offer to further impress him or her with your ability to belch out the National Anthem.
Ask a Libra for fashion advice. Take careful notes. Show up the following day wearing the same old black T-shirt and sweatpants as usual. Repeat.
Find a Scorpio who is in the middle of talking about something that he or she takes very seriously. After a random interval, interrupt by saying “oh, just lighten up. You’re such a drag!” Run away.
Locate a Sagittarius that holds a similar opinion to yours about something that you both consider to be important. Stand on a street corner and preach about it to everyone who passes by.
Phone a Capricorn and ask for advice on how to handle a complicated matter. Once the Capricorn is done delivering that advice, tell the Capricorn that their advice sounds like too much work and that you’re just going to ignore the problem until it goes away on its own.
Stand next to an Aquarius and start giggling over something at random in your environment. Keep it up until both of you are laughing, and possibly until you are hauled away for a mental health evaluation.
Give a Pisces a hug, then tell that Pisces that you would like to discuss his or her emotional issues over drinks. Make sure the Pisces brings a couple of credit cards, and arrange for a designated driver.
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