Oh My Stars

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Virgo, the Virgin The Villain: The Borg, Star Trek. Known For: Having a deep and profound grasp of what perfection is, how and where to find it, and how to defeat, destroy or assimilate anyone or anything that stands between them…

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Leo, the Lion. The Villain: Khan Noonien Singh, Star Trek Known For: Exceptional leadership skills, awesome hair, relentless dedication to destroying anyone who fails to perceive his inherent superiority and/or cramps his personal style. Defends and protects those who love him,…

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Cancer, the Crab The Villain: The Xenomorph Queen, Aliens (Wondering what the next few months hold in store for you? Write me with your date, time, and place of birth — and I’ll send you a free sneak preview!) Known For:…

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Gemini, the Twins The Villain: Zebediah Kilgrave, aka The Purple Man (Marvel Comics/Jessica Jones) Known For: Wit, charm, intelligence, and the most terrifying super power of them all… the ability to talk you into doing anything he wants you to (unless…

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Taurus, the Bull The Villain: Wilson Fisk, aka Kingpin (Marvel Comics, Daredevil) Known For: Excellent taste in clothes, decor, and food. Soft spoken with a generally calm and stable demeanor until things don’t go his way… at which point there is…

(Wondering what the next few months hold in store for you? Write me with your date, time, and place of birth — and I’ll send you a free sneak preview!) (Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Aries, The Ram The Villain: Jason Voorhees from the Friday The…

Here’s the most important astrological forecast of the month. Really? Yes! Why? Knowing when the Moon Void of Course is happening is probably the handiest of all the common astrological techniques. Learn it, make it work for you, and save yourself tons of unnecessary aggravation! Seriously: you want to see what REAL astrology can REALLY…

(SCENE: A large church, decorated for a wedding. Most of the guests are seated and await the beginning of the ceremony. In a corner away from the crowd stand GEMINI, VIRGO, and PISCES. GEMINI is in a wedding dress, and the other two are in bridesmaid’s dresses.) ANNOUNCER: (voice off) Next on The Astrology Channel,…

What’s up? Mercury gets three exact aspects from outer planets this week: a trine from Saturn, a square from Pluto, and a conjunction from Uranus. When it is in effect? Now until April 2nd-ish How does it work? Mercury rules thinking, logic, and communications. During this week your ideas can find new structure and order…

Previously, I wrote about my gratitude for the work I have here at Beliefnet, and how writing astrology for a living (for many sites) can be pretty unpleasant and uninformative reading. But that’s not the only bad astrology out there on the Internet. There’s also the “self-appointed guru” type of practitioner. You know the type:…

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