Prince is dead. *** Dearly beloved: We are gathered here today to get through this thing called “life.” Electric word, “life.” It means forever and that’s a mighty long time… but I’m here to tell you there’s something else… the afterworld. A world of never ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day …or…

(Wondering what the next few months hold in store for you? Write me with your date, time, and place of birth — and send you a free sneak preview!) (Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Pisces, the Fish The Villain: Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare On Elm Street…

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Aquarius, the Water Bearer The Villain: The Pod People, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Known For: Calm, detached demeanor. Intelligent application of strategy to global issues. Helping people overcome their individual flaws and quirks while helping them maintain (the appearance of)…

(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Capricorn, the Goat The Villain: Gustavo “Gus” Fring, Breaking Bad Known For: Successful entrepreneur, soft spoken, well dressed, and an ardent supporter of anti-drug awareness charities. No way any of that could be a respectable-looking cover for anything, could it? Favorite…

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