You can only hold onto your personal dignity for so long, and for me, that time has probably come to an end with my answers to the Prayers for Blowouts Sports Survey. Once you read today’s post at this excellent sports/faith blog, it will become clear that: 1) I am a huge dork; and 2) No, really, HUGE.

For proof, I reference the 7th-grade hurdles story, or my admission about when I was once in three fantasy baseball leagues at the same time, or the part where I boast about my rec-league volleyball chops. Goodbye, cruel world.

Thanks to PFB founder Bryan Allain for featuring me in the survey. Go Cubs.